Alan Laidlaw

I've been really busy with clients and have not been able to polish this site as I would like. For now we must make do with the stars. But there is something else beneath the surface, far more disturbing.
It is my abrupt use of metaphors.
I'll use about 3 — 8 metaphors per blog post. I thought about restraining myself and kneading out my sentences into some fine word-pastry, but I'm not a book cook.
Incidentally, if we could write blogs in hieroglyphics, I really don't think that an overabundance of metaphors would be so tacky. Or at least the tackiness would be overshadowed by tackiness of Osiris.
So until I develop a sophisticated dingbat typeface that mirrors my semantic structure, you'll just have to keep up.